"Attention", listen up you unemployed sack of shit…yeah I do get ATTENTION….lots of it and these stocking are SURE to get every guy’s dick in the place hard; but I’m after the BOSS and I’ll get him before long. His bitch of a wife comes sauntering in there every Friday for her ‘allowance’ and she don’t like me ….at ALL. Wait till she sees THESE. I KNOW exactly what time she comes in and I will be in the big man’s office…..with these silky legs crossed and I’ll just glare over MY new designer frames at her like a bitch who is about to LOSE it’s husband. Perhaps I should bring you along on a dinner date…just the 4 of us.