I can see in your eyes, you didn’t expect Me to be so young and beautiful. That is one of the reasons I can afford to be extremely picky. Now that I’ve seen you; I thought you would look sharper. In fact, you remind Me of a pig. I’m WAY more than you bargained for……so in spite of the roll of fat I feel here, pig. Get down on all fours and show Me how you GROVEL in public or I’ll walk away from you ……forever, piggy