Young man! Would you mind helping Me with My sunblock. My legs are deathly white and I…….well, it’s a bit embarrassing I suppose but I can’t reach down there. I have seen you by the pool the past few days. Was that young, skinny redhead I saw you with your wife? Oh, good. I wouldn’t want to intrude. Hmmmm your hands are strong. Oh yes My feet too if you don’t find it too ….shall we say humiliating to rub My toes with the oil. That’s it, boy. Keep rubbing all the way up My calves as well. Hmmmm so nice, YES