Was it that long ago when you and your buddies used to make fun of Me in class? Ridiculing Me all the time about My hideous eyeglasses. Big shot! Star Jock in all 3 sports. Then your QUEEN OF THE PROM dumped you because you couldn’t get into college - any college. you were too STUPID. Now you come and PAY Me money - big money to lick My toes. Tsk tsk. you’re gonna start paying Me much more Mr. Stupid. I have all our previous rendezvous’ on tape. Every single one of them. Wonder how QUEEN would like to see these TAPES???